I’m not sure whether to cheer or weep
Margaret
Are you FUCKING KIDDING?!
An emotional support PEACOCK?!
Don’t get me wrong, I like pea fowl in general, and the cocks are absolutely stunning. But my own experience with them is that they’re temperamental bastards, they bite like alligators, and they make the most godawful sounds at sudden and random intervals.
HOW DOES THAT SUPPORT ANYONE WHO IS EMOTIONALLY FRAGILE ENOUGH TO NEED TO TRAVEL WITH THE BEAST?!
(slap, slap, slap! pantpantpantpantpant) Okay, I’m better now. Phew!
You also have to love the fact that the woman showed up at the airport with the peacock after United told her THREE TIMES that they wouldn’t fly it.
Significant props to United and Delta.
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February 4th, 2018 at 12:28 am
I was forced by Ghetto Air to carry an emotional support “therapy horse” in the cabin from LAX to HNL. I wish I could post the picture of this ridiculous situation. In all fairness it was a small horse, like a midget horse if you’re allowed to say that, But he just sat there in the bulkhead row and shit into it a little bag for five hours across the Pacific stinking up my airplane and pissing off the other passengers. Bitch take a boat if you need to go to Hawaii.