Neologism Ripped From The Headlines

In light of the announcement today, might I offer a timely addition to the Neologism section of Uncle Andrew dot Net.
From this date henceforth, a person who manages to envelop the dualistic traits of diminutiveness and grandiosity, ineffectuality and megalomania, shall henceforth be known as a Nader.
Here’s to hoping that everyone’s favorite squeaky wheel will forswear his share of the grease, come to his senses and simply fall off rather than upset the applecart for everyone.