Rumination On The Relation Between Perspiration And High-Tech Hydration
Uncle Andrew
I just noticed something this morning after my soak.
Should it bother me that my deodorant should come in a variety of “scents” whose names strangely mirror the names of the “flavors” of my sport drink?
Sample of Varieties of Speed Stick:
Icy Surge
Fresh Rush
Cool Fusion
Clean Blast
Sample of Varieties of Gatorade:
Ice Punch
Riptide Rush
Cool Blue
Glacier Freeze
Sensing a pattern here?
Why do I get the feeling that these two unique products are made in adjoining rooms of a giant New Jersey “Toxic Corridor” chemical plant? In fact, that is no doubt the case, and should hardly surprise me.
The only question now is whether I could kill two birds with one stone by rubbing Gatorade into my armpits….or drinking my deodorant.
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